Boris, a Cat.

You’re not boring me yet. But you will, we both know this.

If this isn’t cleaned up in an hour, I’m making this all scratching fodder. And at the rate you’re going, I’ll just thank you now.

After you’re finished, you should go look in a mirror and see how ridiculous you look taking pictures with an iPad.

Now that I’ve seen nearly all your little nuances and idiosyncrasies, I must say that I’m so very, very embarrassed for you.

You are aware that if you could just take better photos, you wouldn’t have to use nearly as many filters?

If only your furniture was half as awesome as mine.
Oh, and by the way, your finger’s on the lens. 

You do realize I’m trying to get away from you? Now you just go ahead and shoo, now. Thaaaaaanks.

All of it. Give me everything I can see. Yesterday.

Who’s out there?! I hope it’s not a — Oh…. Can’t you read?

I like these shelves almost as much as I like the look of disappointment on your face when I jump off them.

I’m just going to stare at you, like this, for the next 2 hours. Cool?

Finally, something designery that I can appreciate.

Okay, fine. I like the idea of your cat shelves. But I have a feature request for version 1.1. Make them be a little longer, so - you know - they can fit a friggin cat.

I trust these shelves as much as I trust you. Take that however you wish.